This Isn’t Just Dog Food.
HumanFood started with one simple truth: the imperfect pet is the perfect pet, because they’re yours. We’re not here to pretend your dog’s a flawless angel. We’re here to feed them like they are, with clean nutrition, zero filler, and a total disregard for traditional pet food fluff.
100% Money Back
Not Happy? We’ve Got You Covered
Dogs can be picky little jerks sometimes and that’s okay. If your order of HumanFood doesn’t hit the mark, we’ll give you 100% of your money back. No hoops. No questions. Just cash back in your pocket.
How to Get Your Money Back
- Email us at givemebackmysock@humanfood.co within 30 days of receiving your order.
- Tell us why it didn’t work (optional, but we love the dirt).
- Receive a full refund.
Here’s the kicker:
You don’t have to ship the food back. Instead, share it with a friend’s dog or donate it to a local shelter. Your dog eats, someone else benefits, and you get your money back. Everyone wins.
Warranty—We’ve Got Your Back
If your HumanFood shows up with broken packaging, missing kibble, or other defects, we’ll replace it for free. Just shoot us an email at givemebackmysock@humanfood.co, and we’ll make it right.
Questions?
Need help? Confused? Just want to chat about how awesome your dog is? Hit us up at givemebackmysock@humanfood.co. Fast answers, zero BS.
Here’s Why Vets Trust HumanFood
Backed by Science
Every recipe is meticulously designed to meet the highest standards of premium pet nutrition.
Health First
Supports digestion, immunity, and a shiny coat with wholesome ingredients.
Complete & Balanced
Meets AAFCO standards for every life stage, from playful puppies to wise seniors.
Real Ingredients
No raw diets, no fillers just safe, balanced, and nutritious meals pets truly love.
If you have more questions, Email us!
What makes HumanFood different from other pet food brands?
Because all dog brands act like your pet is a show pony with a trust fund.
HumanFood is for the other 99%, the sock thieves, trash diggers, leg humpers, and little freaks who ruin everything and still get tucked in at night.
We make real food, using ingredients from the human food chain, because you and your dog deserve better (even if they absolutely didn’t earn it today).
We’re building a brand with the people who get it.
When you preorder HumanFood, you’re not just a customer. You’re part of the crew shaping what comes next: future recipes, weird merch, chaotic ideas, and the first pet food brand that actually speaks your language.
It’s not a loyalty program. It’s a movement for people who know their dog is a disaster but love them more for it.
How do I transition my pet to HumanFood?
Vets recommend a gradual transition over 7–10 days to avoid upsetting your dog’s stomach.
Here’s the breakdown:
Days 1–3: 75% old food / 25% HumanFood
Days 4–6: 50% old food / 50% HumanFood
Days 7–9: 25% old food / 75% HumanFood
Day 10+: 100% HumanFood
You might notice some changes in stool consistency or appetite, that’s normal. Your dog’s gut is adjusting to a better diet. (And probably still trying to pass that sock.)
Why should I trust you?
You don’t have to, not yet.
We’re not asking for blind loyalty. But we do want to earn your trust, so here’s what we’re doing:
✅ Every batch of HumanFood goes through internal manufacturing testing and independent lab testing.
✅ We verify nutrient levels, safety, and shelf stability
✅ We conduct palatability testing to ensure dogs actually eat it
✅ And we’re formulated with a veterinary nutritionist
Do you use any artificial flavors or fillers?
Hell no.
Is HumanFood suitable for all breeds and life stages?
Yes, our recipe is formulated to meet AAFCO standards for all life stages, including large breed puppies.
That means whether your dog is a 4-lb or a 120-lb, they’re covered.
(Of course, always consult your vet if your dog has specific medical needs or dietary restrictions.)
Can humans eat this food?
Technically, yes.
This food was built for dogs. Stick to the IPAs and pizza and let them have this one thing.
The Dog Behind HumanFood's Founder
Rufus a 2 year old shepherd mix rescue. Goes pee where he wants, but loves a good nap. Check the packaging out for a story on the dog, Beans, that started this whole thing.