Okay. Jokes aside.
Let’s talk food.

Chicken, chicken meal, brown rice, peas, chicken fat (preserved with mixed tocopherols), dried plain beet pulp, lamb meal, salmon meal, freeze dried chicken morsel (chicken, chicken liver, sweet potato, chicken heart, mixed tocopherols [preservative], minerals [zinc amino acid complex, iron amino acid complex, copper amino acid complex, manganese amino acid complex], vitamins [vitamin B3 (niacinamide), vitamin B2 (riboflavin), vitamin B6 (pyridoxine hydrochloride), vitamin B9 (folic acid)), vitamin E supplement]), flaxseed, natural flavor, salmon oil, dried chicory root (source of inulin and FOS), salt, potassium chloride, dried brewers yeast, dried whole eggs, dried cranberries, dried carrots, choline chloride, vitamins (vitamin E supplement, niacin supplement, vitamin A supplement, d-calcium pantothenate, riboflavin supplement, vitamin B12 supplement, vitamin D3 supplement, thiamine mononitrate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, folic acid), minerals (zinc sulfate, iron sulfate, copper sulfate, manganese sulfate, sodium selenium, calcium iodate), L-carnitine, cinnamon, turmeric, mixed tocopherols (preservatives), dried Bacillus coagulans fermentation product.

Crude protein, minimum : 28.0%
Crude fat, minimum : 15.0%
Crude fiber, maximum : 5.0%
Moisture, maximum : 10.0%
Calcium (Ca), minimum : 1.3%
Phosphorus (P), minimum : 1.0%
L-carnitine, minimum : 100.0 mg/kg
Omega-3 fatty acid*, minimum : 0.5%
Omega-6 fatty acid*, minimum : 2.0%
Total microorganisms (Bacillus coagulans)*, minimum : 100,000,000 CFU/lb

Vitamin A : 15,000.0 IU/kg
Vitamin D3 : 1,500.0 IU/kg
Vitamin E : 100.0 IU/kg
Vitamin B9 (folic acid) : 0.3 mg/kg
Vitamin B1 (thiamine mononitrate) : 2.3 mg/kg
Vitamin B2 (riboflavin) : 5.5 mg/kg
Vitamin B6 (pyridoxine hydrochloride) : 1.5 mg/kg
Vitamin B12 (cobalamin) : 38.0 mcg/kg
Niacinamide : 18.4 mg/kg

Our 11 lb bucket has about 54 cups of food. Here’s roughly how long it lasts by weight:

10 lb dog (1 1/4 cups/day) → ~43 days
20 lb dog (2 1/8 cups/day) → ~25 days
30 lb dog (2 3/8 cups/day) → ~22 days
40 lb dog (3 cups/day) → ~18 days
50 lb dog (3 1/2 cups/day) → ~15 days
60 lb dog (3 3/4 cups/day) → ~14 days
70 lb dog (4 1/4 cups/day) → ~12 days
80 lb dog (4 3/4 cups/day) → ~11 days
90 lb dog (5 1/8 cups/day) → ~10 days
100 lb dog (5 5/8 cups/day) → ~9 days

These are ballpark numbers. Your dog’s body (and your vet) are the final boss.

Days 1–2: 25% HumanFood / 75% old food
Days 3–4: 50%/50%
Days 5–6: 75% HumanFood/ 25% old food
Day 7+: 100% HumanFood

Yep, during the switch, keep HumanFood at least 50% of the bowl so the gut adjusts consistently.

Cool, dry place. Close the lid after every scoop. Avoid heat/humidity (hot garage, damp laundry room).

Yes! Actually, lamb and salmon are on the way. Be on the lookout for when we're dropping.