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        Not Happy?
        We’ve Got You Covered

        Dogs can be picky little jerks sometimes, and that’s okay. If your order of HumanFood doesn’t hit the mark, we’ll give you 100% of your money back.

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        Warranty—We’ve Got Your Back

        If your HumanFood shows up with broken packaging, missing kibble, or other defects, we’ll replace it for free. Just shoot us an email at givemebackmysock@humanfood.co, and we’ll make it right.

        How to Get Your Money Back

        NO HOOPS. NO QUESTIONS. JUST CASH.

        1. Email us at givemebackmysock@humanfood.co within 30 days of receiving your order.
        2. Tell us why it didn’t work (optional, but we love the dirt).
        3. Receive a full refund.

        Here’s the kicker: You don’t have to ship the food back. Instead, share it with a friend’s dog or donate it to a local shelter. Your dog eats, someone else benefits, and you get your money back. Everyone wins.

        Here’s Why Vets Trust HumanFood

        BACKED BY SCIENCE.

        Every recipe is meticulously designed to meet the highest standards of premium pet nutrition.

        • Health First: Supports digestion, immunity, and a shiny coat.
        • Complete & Balanced: Meets AAFCO standards for every life stage.
        • Real Ingredients: No raw diets, no fillers—just safe, nutritious meals.
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        Questions?

        FAST ANSWERS, ZERO BS.

        What makes HumanFood different from other pet food brands?

        Because all dog brands act like your pet is a show pony with a trust fund. HumanFood is for the other 99%, the sock thieves, trash diggers, and little freaks who ruin everything and still get tucked in at night. When you preorder HumanFood, you’re not just a customer. You’re part of the crew shaping what comes next: future recipes, weird merch, and chaotic ideas.

        How do I transition my pet to HumanFood?

        Vets recommend a gradual transition over 7–10 days. Days 1–3: 25% HumanFood, Days 4–6: 50%, Days 7–9: 75%, Day 10+: 100%. You might notice some changes in stool consistency or appetite; that’s normal. Your dog’s gut is adjusting to a better diet.

        Why should I trust you?

        Every batch goes through internal and independent lab testing. We verify nutrient levels, safety, and shelf stability, formulated with a veterinary nutritionist.

        Do you use any artificial flavors or fillers?

        Hell no.

        Is HumanFood suitable for all breeds and life stages?

        Yes, our recipe is formulated to meet AAFCO standards for all life stages, including large breed puppies. Whether your dog is 4 lbs or 120 lbs, they’re covered. (Always consult your vet if your dog has specific medical needs.)

        Can humans eat this food?

        Technically, yes. But stick to the IPAs and pizza and let them have this one thing.

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